Money

A: I have a pair of scissors that can cut a penny.
N: DUH, scissors can't cut MONEY!

L: You deserve a roundhouse kick to the face.

N: You're going to round off on my face? what?! Can you cartwheel on my face? what about backhand spring?!

L: I said ROUNDHOUSE kick.. like chuck norris style.

N: I don't know who that is....

Favorites

When asked to fill out a survey for their favorite restaurant, a student wrote: "the one I am in."

This same student wrote as their biggest fear: "Kathi"

Now, no one know who this mythical Kathi is. My guess, it is a large woman who haunts his dreams every night, forcing him to eat salamander eyes and drink ear wax.

A- Game

M: Come tonight... and bring your A-Game
H: What's an "A-Game?"
M: Haha.. funny...
H: ... I'm serious

Sexual Integrity

A "rough" translation of the house built on rocks and sand parable in the Bible. Instead of a wise man, a girl. Instead of a house, sexual integrity.

Original verse:

Matt 7:24-27

Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash.

"translated" by a teen

The guy came in and

she didn't fall because

her foundation was built

on sexual integrity.

But those who do not have

sexual integrity, is a

fooling girl who built

her house on sand.

The guy came in

the girl had sex.

Why

I work with teenagers. I love it! I love teens.

Daily, I find myself laughing at the off the wall, silly, illogical things that come out of their mouths.

I figured, maybe other people want to see these too!